My wild and wacky BLOG

What do you get when you cross a field of cows with a field of ducks? A field of milk and quackers. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut. What did the cat say when he saw a mouse on a skateboard? Meals on wheels. Did you hear the joke about the bed? It wasn’t made up yet. Did you hear the joke about the ceiling? It’s over your head. Did you hear the one about the peacock? It’s a beautiful tail. Did you hear about the one about the rope? Let’s skip it If a seagull is a gull that flies over the sea, what do you call a gull that flies over the bay? A bay gull How do you spell mousetrap? C-A-T How do you stop a bull dozing? Wake up the bull. Why couldn’t the pony talk? He was a little horse. A termite walks into a bar and says “is the bar tender here?” A mushroom walk into a bar an orders a beer, the bar tender say “we don’t serve mushrooms.” The mushroom says why not, "I am a fungi." I KNOW some of these jokes are lame, but I hope they made ya laugh.